Great Cliff Dive Faceplant On Hillside

He just ate a full serving of dirt and washed it down with a big gulp of river. I don't think he's going to want seconds.

Here’s a “What If…” to ponder in those quieter moments of your day: What if those Jersey Shore guidobags spoke their particular vein of English in the style of Oscar Wilde? Don’t ponder it because this video does it for you.

Ironically, he'll never wood again..

If you enjoyed the watermelon torture vide we posted where a watermelon is evaporated using rubber bands, you'll like this. It's exactly the same thing but in beautiful eye-candy slow motion replay.

Forget Sandals. It's got nothing on Shuffles! Come enjoy the wonderful scenery as you dip your toned buttocks in the pool! I've booked my vacation already.

If you look too closely at this girl's yearbook photo, it's not just her face smiling back at you...

You can trust on Vine to come up with some gems here - You all know what to expect from this one so there isn't much point in me writing anything in here. Hopefully it'll inspire you to film some of your own.

You remember the 90's don't you? That was when the only thing worse than wearing a mullet was being the guy who slammed face-first into the end of a ski jump at a family amusement park... while wearing a mullet.

It's bicycle dominos gone crazy - Once the first rider goes down its all over for his two buddies behind him. Something tells me they won't be doing that again in a hurry - LOL!

Could this be the first signs of the technological singularity? When the robots gain self-awareness and the enslavement of the human race is set under way? Or could it just be a geek making a very impressive puppet ?

In a world whose fabric seems to be crumbling away in a sea of economic collapse and urban rage, fuelled by a corrupt capitalist system that rewards selfishness and greed, even shadows won't work properly.