Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit!

Are you tired of your friends and family being ashamed of being seen with you and your Obama bumper stickers after you realize the "Change" is worse than you ever expected? You need the Obama BS Removal Kit!

A new piece of Banksy graffitti has been discovered in Libya and the locals are very excited about the implications for the future of their country and all the resultant tourism...

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.

The flute rendition of the 20th Century Fox jingle was groundbreaking in it's simplicity and elegant beauty. Unfortunately for it's creator, he hadn't realised that Saxamaphone always trumps flute. This is my new ringtone.

In Russia you don't illegally park your car, traffic wardens park it for you - It's like playing one of those crane games, but instead of winning a stuffed animal or a crappy watch you get a slightly damaged new car!

This is probably the weirdest, f#cked-up thing I've seen all year. If you just so happen to be a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and want to see guys dressed like them pretending to jaff one out onto a pizza, you're in luck!

I love commercials for cars. It does make you want to do something that has nothing to do with automobiles. Serriously though, all ads should be like this. Just ladies in bathing suits.....and cars!?

And to complete her humiliation, she passes out for a minute and farts.. pretty loud - Thankfully she's not too badly hurt- LOL

Matt Romney decides that the eve of the michigan primaries, when his dad is at his most stressed, is a great time for a practical joke. Time for a crank call and an Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board. Classic.

Making it in the music biz is fraught with ups and downs, it's the kind of career that you'll need skin as thick as Cee-Lo's waist band to survive. Lets hope your rise to stardom is akin to these up & comers. Time to get remixing.

Lets face it, Christmas isn't Christmas without a few bah hambugs and as these classic cuts from movies show, there are waay more of them than you might have thought. Have a crappy Xmas everyone!