Exotic Dancing FAIL!

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

When all else fails, the only recourse is to sound the conch and gather together this elite team...

This dude had no chance at clearing the fence but tossed in a front flip to at least pick up some points for style.

Just when you least expect it, the world's most pikey bakery swoops in to add lolz to an otherwise tedious interview. There never has and never will be an interview that wouldn't be improved with a plastic bag.

If you ever come face to face with a cocky bird sitting on your wind shield wiper NEVER turn them on to get rid of him. A crime like that will go down against you. It's a one way ticket to hell my friend.

Ever thought that they should introduce tazers to professional sporting events? Yeah, me too. Well, these crazy masochists have done just that and they call the resultant insanity Tazerball. Don't try this at home, kids.

Everyone wants to be Don Draper, drinking whiskey, smoking cigarettes and having hot women lust after you whenever you walk into a room. But it’s never going to happen, so instead make do with this Mad Men game.

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

In case you’ve been in a drugged up stupor, a lot went on this last weekend news wise. And one of the tragic events that took place was the death of Amy Winehouse.

Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this demi-douche up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. Go kid!

This dude flips his quad backwards and it falls directly on his head. Although, he was hurt he obviously couldn't have suffered any brain damage.