Driver Ejected In Hi-Speed Crash

A Lamborghini driver gets tossed out his door after slamming into a wall. Not only did the driver survive but he escaped with just minor injuries. The car however......

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

Sure, jesus could turn water into wine, but wine is minging. Come back when you can make me a beer, bro. Snow on the other hand would be awesome. Everybody likes snow. Dude could get a sweet job at a ski resort too!

Proof that blondes miss the most obvious innuendo. Something tells me this girl wouldn't even see a snake if it bit her in the ass.. or slithered in her back door. LOL

A Saturday Night Live clip, possible the best of 2011, where they lampoon the incomprehensible films from the likes of Guy Ritchie. It's hard to believe that the people who invented the language use it like this...

Bananas are tired of being beaten and bruised.. now they're fighting back. - LOL

This is why men shouldn't wear sandals unless they're at the beach.. LOL

I didn't even know that "Skimboarding" was a thing until I saw this video. Apparently it is and it's pretty badass. It's a lot like surfing though, if you're good you can surf a wave and not even get wet!

Another awesome feat of archery in Skyrim. It's not as crazy unlikely as the last one, but this one is freehand. The guy behind the controls says he would have gone further back but the apple falls of his head too quickly...

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

This dude attempts to jump over a fence on his bike but gets so much air he over-rotates and breaks a disc in his back.