Guys Can't Make It Up Down Escalator

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

Some drunk is causing problems on a train and without hesitation a cop grabs him off the train and slams his head through a glass window. Guess his patience came to the end of the line!?

Poor dude knocks over turntables - He must have gotten confused when he heard someone say, 'Let the beat drop!'

Farts mixed with stupid dogs is a guaranteed good mixture. When this little guy trumps it actually makes him jump, and then he gets a wiff and likes it even less.

If you've got a face that makes grown men weep and babies cry then you could be ready for the Fuggie. It'll keep you toasty warm while preventing people from having to look at your tremendously ugly face.

Want to stop smoking without clicking on those cheap ads or chewing nicotine gum? Try smoking a pack of these and you'll kick the habit

Some dogs are exceptionally skilled at catching and fetching, but some dogs, like these, are absolutely terrible. Somewhere along their way the forgot how to be dogs and do dog stuff, but it makes for hilarious viewing anyway.

His mom gives him the nod, “The camera’s pointing at you son”. And that’s it, he’s off owning his 15 minutes of glory up and down the steps - This is as close to spontaneous genius-tastic as it gets!

“Macho-macho man, i want to be a macho-salad man!”, ok, so maybe that needs a bit of work but we are talking about f#cking salad here! You have to remember, REAL men only eat meat - WTF?!

If you haven't seen Driver, go out and watch it. For the blokes it's got cars and violence, for the ladies it's got Ryan Gosling. Also, watching it means you'll enjoy this TF2 themed spoof all the more.

Get a room... LOL