Ben Loves Lasagna But Can't Say It

I love kids, they know what they want, but sometimes are lost for words when it comes to asking for it - Just wait until he gets older and tries to get it delivered - LMAO!

"You broke it, you bought it. Yep, that's gonna be five bucks. Cash."

So let me get this right, he probably spends all day sniffing other dog's butts, but when it comes to his owner farting he takes offence, al i can assume is what the hell has he been eating?

A dad shows his 2yr old son how to load and fire an AK47 - I guess you can never be too young to learn...But it's a definite WTF moment :(

BMX guy, meet pipe. Pipe, meet BMX guys' face. I'm sure you'll be close friends in no time.

They would've got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky viewers! Check out this intriguing coolness!

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

If only life was just like a video-game, huh? Paintball mode on! Donkey Kong Big head mode on! But it's always easier for someone to pull off a headshot with DK mode, so be careful with that one. But otherwise, shoot away.

Going with your parents to a Frankie Boyle show when you’re got front row tickets is a mistake. If you don’t mind permanent psychological scarring in the form of mental images that can’t be purged, you should be fine.

When two phones go to war, the internet wins. It's way less controversial than cockfights and cheaper too! have you priced cocks recently? They're kinda pricey. That's inflation for you though, I guess.

So you want to be a superhero, but you don't want to put the hours in chasing crims unless you've got yourself some gadgets. Well in this video you'll see how to up-cycle a junk table-saw blade, into a real life batarang.