Fat Kid Jumping FAIL!

Sometimes it's best to know your limits. A fat kid tries to impress his buddies by doing a simple jump over a couple chairs but doesn't notice the light fixture above until he slams his face into it.

You might hate where you live, but thank god you are not residing in this unholy room. If you're a Japanophile then you might understand this and get some sort of deeper meaning from it. For the rest of us - W-T-F!?

Yeah, maybe when you’re on the commute home and everyone seems to despise everyone within two foot of them, humanity may seem pretty shitty. Just watch this and have your faith restored.

A female driver leaves her car in neutral while she is shopping and it rolls onto the highway. She is not doing the female stereotype any favours with this kind of driving.

With big responsibility comes BIG FAIL!, it's a law of the universe that cannot be changed - This is why you park your ride yourself instead of shelling out for the valet.

The running of the bulls in Spain. This year 6 of the runners have been gored and injured. In news terms this is on a level with "Pope wears funny hat". Still, it's nice to see idiots getting hurt.

Maybe they finally got around to seeing the Kobe jumping over a car video and didn't realize that it was faked. This guy has a long and happy life as a non-parent ahead of him!

Farts mixed with stupid dogs is a guaranteed good mixture. When this little guy trumps it actually makes him jump, and then he gets a wiff and likes it even less.

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

Goes to prove that life just goes better with a continental head !

When a knife-wielding thug tries to hold up a betting shop in London, this 75-year-old dude picks up a barstool and starts swinging. Clearly he likes playing when the odds are against him.