Brutal Nutshot On Park Bench

Never, ever attempt anything, just stay in front of that computer and keep watching other people fuck stuff up. That way you'll never be humiliated like this bozo. Although you may become annoying, obese, and die of diabetes.

And there was i thinking they just liked putting people into space. Wrong!. It looks like they are into making it rain on unsuspecting people too. Might as well play god while you're there boys.

And it makes for a nice little toy for our furry little friends.. LOL

$50 Billion in protection from.. what? None other than the ever growing population of ZOMBIES! - LOL

The Castlevania video game series is being adapted into an adult animation. The series will premiere this year on Netflix and is written by Warren Ellis, with director Adi Shankar and Adventure Times' Kevin Kolde also involved.

You wouldn't have thought you'd catch much but cutting a hole in the ice and just jamming your hand through. In Russia, however, this is a viable way to get yourself a bit of dinner. Now he just needs a truckload of fries!

After one fleeting date this poor fella gets a seemingly endless torrent of cray-cray texts from his bunny boiling one-night-standee. Nothing quite says DESPERATE like banging on someone's door shouting that nobody makes you smile like they do...

It looks as if female athletics just took two steps forward and a massive shoulder to the chest back...to the floor and a possible KO! - Resulting in a BIG fat lip and a large bump on head - OUCH!

There's nothing like the face of a guilty dog who knows they've been caught. You're faced with a dichotomy because you want to show them a disciplinary tone but at the same time that puppy dog face just wants to make you grab them and kiss them.

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

Some of the Olympic events are totally rivetting and will have you on the edge of your seat. Others are complete balls that you won't be able to sit through without medication. Sailing is the latter. Luckily though, Irish commentary!