Sweet Brazilian Shows Off

Is this what it is really like in Brazil? You just turn up to a TV show and just start dancing around in a bikini showing off your body, looks great and sounds waaay to good to be true!?

Every elephant has an amazing memory, so this little guy will never forget the time a bunch of tourists laughed at him.

Some people enjoy putting mayonnaise in their sandwiches. Some people, great Christ, enjoy putting it on their French fries (I seen 'em do it), and some people enjoy slathering it all over hot girls' chest.

The internet is full of treats so prepare to have your mind blown with these 10 incredible internet easter eggs. Should I be worried or proud that I already know most of these?

Cats, you never know what they are really thinking - SO cute, but yet so eveil! Was it an accident or was this cat paying back his owner for not feeding him on time? We may never know?

He may've been a meth marvel, able to concoct the greatest kind ever seen, but how will he fare against the might of a giant monster? Well, he'll do what he always does, he'll cook. Someone call Jessie.

If you're going to kick off an ice hockey game, word to the wise; don't bring a bird. Sure, they're a very patriotic animal and all, but that doesn't mean they'll be at home slipping and sliding on ice...

They're so humongous they have their own gravitational field! You get too near them and whoosh!! You'll be sucked right in there.

You know what they say…it’s a funny old game. And this is testament to that – Not only does he let a ball trickle past him at about 1MPH, but he has the stupidity to celebrate this event.

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

Social networking, Amazon, YouTube, FourSquare, all the usual suspects are here, relating the story of Jesus’s birth through the medium of intertubes.