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There are only 2 words that can begin to describe what is going on here "WTF - weird.."

Cats are scumbags. This much we know. But just how scummy will they be? Well, scummy enough to push a flatmate down the stairs. That's registering pretty damn high on my scumbag-o-meter. Well played, cat.

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.

We all like to see someone get pwnd and there are many different ways you can do it; fireworks are always a good start

Always secretly wanted a light gun you could use to permanently blind friends and pets from over a kilometer away? I know! Me too! Well, it looks like it's finally been made. This little badboy is right at the top of my xmas list.

Maybe they finally got around to seeing the Kobe jumping over a car video and didn't realize that it was faked. This guy has a long and happy life as a non-parent ahead of him!

He's raving, he's raving. He's raving till the sun just comes down on him. Whoop-whoop! Reach for the lazers little one, get those white gloves on and dance till you can't dance no more.

I hope something terrible happens to her and she has to become the "dishpan hands" model.

Once a man turns 42, society no longer has any use for him so he gets shipped off to a care home to live out his years doing, like, whatever, no one gives a fuck.

I'm sure it would have been a problem if it had been people fighting.. but this is just cute. LOL

Poet of the interwebz Dan Bull sends an open letter to Mr Hamface Cameron in regards his opt-in scheme for internet filth. And regardless what you feel about that, Mr Bull is spot on about toffy Dave.