Asia Or Bust

It's time to travel to the other side of the planet to dicover a cutie who is full of easterm promise - WOW!

As Lincoln famously said, 'A bike divided cannot ride. Also, slavery sucks.'

Thanks to the cat's introduction of a force field, this is now the most one-sided fight since Ellin vs Tiger Woods (allegedly).

This World Cup tops them all it's gonna need some really big Mike Myers-esque karma to bag it !

A BMW goes airborne after clipping the car in front of him but still manages to escape the huge highway accident he creates.

Babymetal is a pretty good name for this. Metal used to be listened to solely but long haired greasy headbangers but with a bit of a polish and a faint whiff of Disney, it can now be sold to teenage girls.

Watch as Photoshop transforms her from ordinary woman to the unobtainable beauty ideal the media demands in this revealing clip. So yeah, fake, you can tell by the pixels.

Don't know where this bar is but I would love to hang out there for a while, so many good folks willing to help get you off the hook..

Trust old people to embarrass not just themselves but you as well - "No, grandma, that doesn't make you a Juggalo. Now would you go home?"

Like a puppy tripping up in front of you, it’s nature’s visual Prozac. Try as you might, you simply cannnot help but be tickled by the sight of dozens of babies pulling the ’sour lemon face’.

You have to ask yourself a very simple question here: What do the truck and the two girls' brains have in common? They both perform better when in contact with the road - How dumb can some people get?